gaudy

The conference room in which I spent much of last weekend looked like it could have been decorated by my 11 year old self. The walls were turquoise with purple trim. There were oddly-shaped mirrors all over the walls. There were columns that had thin vertical stripes of the aforementioned purple and turquoise. The tablecloths were pale pink and the carpet was bright blue. And probably most bizarrely, there were pine branches in flower pots along the front wall. They were very unsightly – most of the needles had turned brown – but it did make the room smell nice.